Steve Swatling is a wizard?
LOCAL MYSTERY: The Strange Case of Room 135 and the Man Named Steve HUSLIA —…
Steve Swatling is a wizard?
LOCAL MYSTERY: The Strange Case of Room 135 and the Man Named Steve HUSLIA — If you ask any student at Jimmy Huntington about Steve Swatling, they’ll give you a standard profile. He wears shorts, drinks lukewarm Oolong tea, and has taught Calculus and Trigonometry in Room 135 for almost longer than the current principal…
Joey Carney Goes Back to the Bronx
Joey Carney goes back to the Bronx. He left last month on the morning flight. Fox News reports he left because he missed his past life when he used to be a gangster. When joey got to the Bronx, he slid on the opps and then he robbed the bank. According to a bystander, while…
Crocodile in Koyukuk River
According to a story circulating online, there was reportedly a crocodile seen in the Yukon–Koyukuk River near Huslia, Alaska. Tyson DeWilde, a local resident, said he saw the animal on July 11 at 12:31 p.m. while he was fishing with his uncle, Ricko DeWilde. The report claims that there have been five deaths along the…
Tung Tung Tung Sahur and Cappuccino Assassino invade Jimmy Huntington School
On January 19th, 2026, students at the Jimmy Huntington School in Huslia had spotted mysterious figures behind the bus barn. Witnesses claimed the perpetrators had looked like a giant baseball bat and giant cappuccino. At about 1:00pm the doors had to be locked and the staff had to put students in lockdown because the perpetrators…
The School Was in Lockdown Because Mysterious People Tried to Break In
Mysterious people tried to break into Jimmy Huntington School with weapons in Huslia, Alaska, on June 29th, 2026, according to JHS principal, Casey Weter. The school was placed on lockdown after 2 or 3 suspicious people were spotted attempting to break in. Everyone stayed inside the classrooms while the school went into lockdown. Teachers locked…
Megalodon out in the Ocean
Big news: a giant megalodon is on the loose. It was being kept in an aquarium in Zimbabwe, but on January 26, 2026, it broke out by smashing through the bars and escaped into a river and swam to the ocean. It took a whole day for anyone to realize that it had escaped. Once…
Donald Trump Called Up Joey Carney and Said “Let’s Join the Army Bro”
On May 6, 2020, according to Ryan Reynolds, Donald Trump and Joey Carney joined the US army. Joey claimed he wanted revenge against Russian soldiers because he said they stole his land and killed his family. Donald and Joey have been best friends since sixth grade. The two joined the army together. Joey later claimed…
Joey Carney Quits his Job to Join the Army!🫡
A local resident, Joey Carney, left his job last summer in 2025 after working for 15 years off and on. He was ready for a major life change because he wanted to join the army. He stated that he was doing this “because I want lots of money and I’m tired of the village.” He…
Joey Carney Found a Unicorn and Decided to Ride it Home
February 1, 2026 According to the unicorn, Joey Carney found a unicorn in the woods. He didn’t know what to do, so he got on the unicorn’s back and decided to ride it home and tell his friends. Then he realized that his friends might tell other people, so he didn’t tell them and he…
Piranhas Showing up in the Yukon River
BBC News reports that affluent tourists from the Lower 48 have been fishing with piranhas due to lower costs. Authorities claim they were finessing the system, but now ICE and the police are making arrests. To date, there have been 15 deaths and 50 injuries in Alaska. Officials state that all involved will face arrest…
