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China starting to burn down because fireworks caught a building on fire. Beijing burnt down because of the same reason. So they had to ban fireworks. At the same time they started rebuilding Beijing. They plan on building a bigger better town. Its crazy how a famous town burnt down because they were celebrating to…

Steve was walking on the sidewalk in Dubai he spotted a Bugatti Chiron. He smashed the window open with a stop sign. As he was going to hop in he was spotted by the Dubai police force. He was put into jail at 9:59am. He stated the reason for his actions was influenced by his…

I, Joseph Carney, once fell into the grip of neo-Nazism, believing that hate and division could bring meaning to my life. I surrounded myself with people who fueled my anger, blaming others for my struggles. But as I saw the real-world consequences of these beliefs—violence, pain, and division—I realized how great I was. The more…

Alaskan Native jumps over 100 feet in the air and broke the world record and lifted 5 million pounds of rocks. Fabricated content

Hi my name is Joey Carney, I act as a worker in the dump. In reality I really live here. I love the smell of trash and the looks of it, it’s so wonderful, it reminds me of butterflies and joy. Do you want to know my secret? I sleep in the grass pile, it…

In a surprising turn of events, a brown dog named Hoops has taken the local basketball scene by storm after crashing a neighborhood pickup game and showcasing an impressive vertical jump and dribbling skills. Witnesses say the pup weaved through defenders, executed a flawless crossover, and even attempted a dunk—though the ball was slightly out…

Robots taking over the world seems like science fiction, but AI is already replacing jobs and making big decisions. While automation makes life easier, it also causes unemployment and risks machines becoming too powerful. Some experts worry that AI could eventually think for itself, which could be dangerous. If AI keeps advancing, we need to…

In a bizarre turn of events, local hunters reported seeing a moose speeding away on a snowmachine early Monday morning. Witnesses claim the moose, now dubbed “Speedy Bull”, was last seen heading toward the hills at nearly 40 mph, leaving a trail of bewildered hunters in its wake. “I thought I had a clear shot,…

Donald Trump is making friends with Mexicans for the first time in is life!! He said that he does not hate Mexicans but they cannot just come into our country without permission. But afterwords he said that e hates Mexicans in a private conversation. Satire

I sharted all over the world and all the buildings got destroyed because of my acidic sharts and everyone died because they got poisoned from my devious disgusting amazing massive sharts basically I had to shart and then I accidently started floating all over the world and sharted all over the world and killed everybody…