Hi my name is Joey Carney, I act as a worker in the dump. In reality I really live here. I love the smell of trash and the looks of it, it’s so wonderful, it reminds me of butterflies and joy. Do you want to know my secret? I sleep in the grass pile, it…
In a surprising turn of events, a brown dog named Hoops has taken the local basketball scene by storm after crashing a neighborhood pickup game and showcasing an impressive vertical jump and dribbling skills. Witnesses say the pup weaved through defenders, executed a flawless crossover, and even attempted a dunk—though the ball was slightly out…
Robots taking over the world seems like science fiction, but AI is already replacing jobs and making big decisions. While automation makes life easier, it also causes unemployment and risks machines becoming too powerful. Some experts worry that AI could eventually think for itself, which could be dangerous. If AI keeps advancing, we need to…
In a bizarre turn of events, local hunters reported seeing a moose speeding away on a snowmachine early Monday morning. Witnesses claim the moose, now dubbed “Speedy Bull”, was last seen heading toward the hills at nearly 40 mph, leaving a trail of bewildered hunters in its wake. “I thought I had a clear shot,…
Donald Trump is making friends with Mexicans for the first time in is life!! He said that he does not hate Mexicans but they cannot just come into our country without permission. But afterwords he said that e hates Mexicans in a private conversation. Satire
I sharted all over the world and all the buildings got destroyed because of my acidic sharts and everyone died because they got poisoned from my devious disgusting amazing massive sharts basically I had to shart and then I accidently started floating all over the world and sharted all over the world and killed everybody…
There is a picture of Trump eating a human arm!!!!!! Someone was spying on him and saw him and the picture is getting posted everywhere!!! Donald Trump is saying its AI and fake but not everyone believe him!!!!! He’s saying he’ll ban AI just to prove himself!!!!!! This is satire.
ANCHORAGE, AK – So apparently Alaska belongs to Russia again Sources say some US guy who we won’t name because he’s probably super embarrassed lost Alaska in a late-night poker game with Russian officials. It was supposed to be a joke but Russia was like “Nah, we’ll take it,” and next thing you know a…