Mysterious people tried to break into Jimmy Huntington School with weapons in Huslia, Alaska, on June 29th, 2026, according to JHS principal, Casey Weter. The school was placed on lockdown after 2 or 3 suspicious people were spotted attempting to break in. Everyone stayed inside the classrooms while the school went into lockdown.
Teachers locked the doors when the mysterious figures tried to enter the school. Casey stated, “The police were called and they tried to find them, but they ran away and hid.” Mario, the local VPO, announced that they had found them in Riley Vent’s house, and the people who lived there got scared. The police asked questions about why they went into the school, and they said, “Because why can’t I,” and then they ran away again.
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