February 1, 2026
According to the unicorn, Joey Carney found a unicorn in the woods. He didn’t know what to do, so he got on the unicorn’s back and decided to ride it home and tell his friends. Then he realized that his friends might tell other people, so he didn’t tell them and he kept the unicorn a secret. So he just went on rides with the unicorn and played with the unicorn he kept the unicorn in his basement, and when the unicorn got hungry he fed the unicorn pancakes.
THE END.
Satire
