Tung Tung Tung Sahur and Cappuccino Assassino invade Jimmy Huntington School

On January 19th, 2026, students at the Jimmy Huntington School in Huslia had spotted mysterious figures behind the bus barn. Witnesses claimed the perpetrators had looked like a giant baseball bat and giant cappuccino.

At about 1:00pm the doors had to be locked and the staff had to put students in lockdown because the perpetrators tried to enter forcefully. After 4 hours of lockdown, the people of Huslia came together to attack the perpetrators with their rezdogs.

Witness Ross Sam claims that Tung Tung Tung Sahur had pulled out his mahogany baseball bat and chased him. Ross later claims that he had left on his four-wheeler. Another witness, Russell David, was seen running over Cappuccino Assassino. Other witnesses claimed Cappuccino Assassino had barely even spilled Cappuccino.

Edit: Today the people of the school are still recovering from the frightful day of January 19th, 2026.

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