On May 6, 2020, according to Ryan Reynolds, Donald Trump and Joey Carney joined the US army. Joey claimed he wanted revenge against Russian soldiers because he said they stole his land and killed his family. Donald and Joey have been best friends since sixth grade.
The two joined the army together. Joey later claimed he killed 67 Russian soldiers in exchange for money from Donald, who allegedly paid him $100,000.
On January 10, 2026, Joey and Donald were involved in a fight after an incident in which Donald almost killed Joey. After this incident, Donald Trump was honorable discharged and became president of the United States. Joey Carney is reportedly missing because he tried to blackmail more money from Donald Trump.
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