Hi my name is Joey Carney, I act as a worker in the dump. In reality I really live here. I love the smell of trash and the looks of it, it’s so wonderful, it reminds me of butterflies and joy. Do you want to know my secret? I sleep in the grass pile, it smells the best and is very comfortable, once in a while I find poop in some grass.
P.S. (I eat it.) It’s so yummy. I leave once a month, I don’t really need to leave because there is food already here. That’s my lifestyle and I love it!
Satire
