In a bizarre turn of events, local hunters reported seeing a moose speeding away on a snowmachine early Monday morning. Witnesses claim the moose, now dubbed “Speedy Bull”, was last seen heading toward the hills at nearly 40 mph, leaving a trail of bewildered hunters in its wake. “I thought I had a clear shot,…
Donald Trump is making friends with Mexicans for the first time in is life!! He said that he does not hate Mexicans but they cannot just come into our country without permission. But afterwords he said that e hates Mexicans in a private conversation. Satire
I sharted all over the world and all the buildings got destroyed because of my acidic sharts and everyone died because they got poisoned from my devious disgusting amazing massive sharts basically I had to shart and then I accidently started floating all over the world and sharted all over the world and killed everybody…
There is a picture of Trump eating a human arm!!!!!! Someone was spying on him and saw him and the picture is getting posted everywhere!!! Donald Trump is saying its AI and fake but not everyone believe him!!!!! He’s saying he’ll ban AI just to prove himself!!!!!! This is satire.
ANCHORAGE, AK – So apparently Alaska belongs to Russia again Sources say some US guy who we won’t name because he’s probably super embarrassed lost Alaska in a late-night poker game with Russian officials. It was supposed to be a joke but Russia was like “Nah, we’ll take it,” and next thing you know a…
This Thursday, The 16th There is a High school Basketball tournament. There is 6 boys teams, and 3 girls teams. Effie girls and boys, Nulato boys, Tok boys and girls, Galena boys, and Ruby/Tanana boys. The dates are the 16th through the 17th, Thursday and Friday, The teams take off on Saturday. There will be…
“Investigators said Kuach Kuach shot and killed 22-year-old Devan McDonald while he was resting in bed on a Sunday morning in December 2017. Kuach was convicted last year of first- and second-degree murder, evidence tampering, and weapons misconduct.” I got this information from Anchorage Daily News.
The Ukrainians in Alaska are worried about getting deported after Donald Trump got President-elect. More than 1000 Ukrainians came to Alaska in early 2022 because Russia invaded Ukraine. They were legal immigrants, many are refugees, and a lot of them have jobs in Alaska. From Alaska Public Media.
Christmas break is coming at the end of the week and during Christmas break there will be a new year’s tournament for 9th grade on up and 8 people max per team. We will also be having Marc Brown come out for dances. There will also be dog races on new years with games before…
Before New Years there’s a basketball tournament and there’s just 8 players per team. Its high school and up, and other than that anyone can join. The date for it is the 30th to the 31st. Then for the New Year’s dance Mark Brown is coming. Everyone is excited for the dance to come because…