I sharted all over the world and all the buildings got destroyed because of my acidic sharts and everyone died because they got poisoned from my devious disgusting amazing massive sharts basically I had to shart and then I accidently started floating all over the world and sharted all over the world and killed everybody…
Today is the first day of October, and it’s my favorite month because it’s spooky season and my birthday month—so it’s a win-win for me! I love the scary vibes because they’re thrilling and full of spookers. There’s a lot going on this month, like Halloween, a kid’s and adult’s Halloween carnival, and of course,…
There is a Jr High tournament. It starts today with the MInto boys coming. The tournament will go throughout the weekend. There will be Galena, MInto, Ruby, and Tanana. There are seven teams all together from the villages that are coming. Only Minto boys is coming on Wednesday. There will be one game against them…
You might be thinking it’s a nice, amazing day, but not for the people of Huslia, Alaska, after their town turned into ice and they froze inside their homes. Last night, at 12 a.m., the temperature dropped to -2000°F, and the small village of Huslia froze throughout the night. Sadly, there were no survivors—they all…
This Monday Miss Cindy will start conditioning for the high school lady baddie slay hustlers. They are going to start running a lot and getting ready for high school basketball. I think Jega is going to be the most slay there. Anyways that all hibachi benihana teriyaki! Eat a taki moss!
Winter is around the corner, get your winter gear ready!!! The snow is starting to stick to the ground and more snow is coming every day. The ice is getting thicker and thicker because it is getting colder and the wind is getting weaker. The animals are starting to slow down and the mammals are…
Chicken Top Ramen is an affable meal and takes just a few minutes to make. You can make it more delicious by adding extra flavor, such as eggs and hot sauce.
We decorated the gym during the school day. We had a lot of fun last night. There were booths set up around there gym with games for kids to play. they could win prizes or candy. The seniors had a cake walk, there were cookies, cups of berries and jell-o, the big prize was two…
The struggle of Indigenous right and the amount of self-determination it took for us to get where at today is way out of range than you think it is. Us Alaskan Natives have faced troubles for decades, like getting our land stolen from us, having to fight back for it, getting sent to boarding school,…
Friday, December 20th is the last day of school for the semester. But if you’re on the basketball team, be ready for practice! The Lady Hustlers will be having practice on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. Then they’ll come back after Christmas on Thursday, Friday, and Saturday. There will be two practice after New Year’s. Be…