In a bizarre turn of events, local hunters reported seeing a moose speeding away on a snowmachine early Monday morning. Witnesses claim the moose, now dubbed “Speedy Bull”, was last seen heading toward the hills at nearly 40 mph, leaving a trail of bewildered hunters in its wake. “I thought I had a clear shot,…
Alaska citizens will be able to vote and raise the minimum wage up to 15 dollars an hour by the year 2027, and get paid up to 7 days while they are sick. “Fair wages and benefits make our communities, economy and state stronger.” But opponents in small businesses warn that if such a measure…
I sharted all over the world and all the buildings got destroyed because of my acidic sharts and everyone died because they got poisoned from my devious disgusting amazing massive sharts basically I had to shart and then I accidently started floating all over the world and sharted all over the world and killed everybody…
This week is Red Ribbon week. Monday is Adam Sandler day, Tuesday is Twin day, Wednesday is Anything but a Backpack Day, Thursday is Reverse Day where teachers dress as students and students dress as teachers, and Friday is School Pride Day. On Monday you got to dress as Adam Sandler. On Tuesday you and…
Christmas break is coming at the end of the week and during Christmas break there will be a new year’s tournament for 9th grade on up and 8 people max per team. We will also be having Marc Brown come out for dances. There will also be dog races on new years with games before…
It’s snowing in Huslia, and it’s very windy if you’re walking uptown the roads, so wear winter gear unless you want to be cold. The snow is expected to continue throughout the day, with winds making it feel much colder than the thermometer reads. Drivers should be cautious on the roads, as visibility may be…
On December 4th the first practice of the 2024-25 ASAA basketball season was allowed. Across Alaska teams practiced hoping to get on top of the mountain. I think that we will make it much farther this year then we did the last, with the region allowing the top two teams to state. They’ve gotten older…
Today on October 25th is Spirit Day. Students and others wear white black or blue. They do this in honor of Huslia, Alaska. These colors are the colors of the basketball team jerseys. People can also wear any clothing that has Huslia or the Huslia logo on it, like if they bought any from the…
This Monday Miss Cindy will start conditioning for the high school lady baddie slay hustlers. They are going to start running a lot and getting ready for high school basketball. I think Jega is going to be the most slay there. Anyways that all hibachi benihana teriyaki! Eat a taki moss!
Last week we had a break from school because all the school staff went to town. They all had to do service, which is where they went to training and meetings. These sessions help them stay up to date with all the work.