I sharted all over the world and all the buildings got destroyed because of my acidic sharts and everyone died because they got poisoned from my devious disgusting amazing massive sharts basically I had to shart and then I accidently started floating all over the world and sharted all over the world and killed everybody…
I was walking home and saw a huge mammoth. It was just wandering around the baseball field. I was scared and thought it might stomp on me or something.
In a bizarre turn of events, local hunters reported seeing a moose speeding away on a snowmachine early Monday morning. Witnesses claim the moose, now dubbed “Speedy Bull”, was last seen heading toward the hills at nearly 40 mph, leaving a trail of bewildered hunters in its wake. “I thought I had a clear shot,…
Former President Donald Trump pretended to work at a McDonalds in Pennsylvania on Sunday before giving a press conference, apparently in response to criticism from Kamala Harris, since he’s trying to run for president. Videos show him as the fry cook, a job he’s never had before. Imagine him trying to flip burgers and serve…
Halloween is coming up on Thursday and we are getting out of school at 1:00. After school is out we’re going to have a prep rally with musical chairs and a lot of other fun activity’s. The teachers and principal will also be handing out awards to the students for their grades or attendance. Trick…
This Thursday, The 16th There is a High school Basketball tournament. There is 6 boys teams, and 3 girls teams. Effie girls and boys, Nulato boys, Tok boys and girls, Galena boys, and Ruby/Tanana boys. The dates are the 16th through the 17th, Thursday and Friday, The teams take off on Saturday. There will be…
It warmed up today because it is cloudy but it is supposed to cool down by a few degrees throughout the week. It’s mainly gonna be partly sunny and partly cloudy the whole week with an average of 7 Mph winds. There is a 10% chance that it might rain for most of the days…
The current record of the Cavs in the NBA is 15-1. Their first loss was november 19 to the Boston Celtics. For the Cleveland cavaliers Evan mobley had 22 points. Donovan mitchell had 35 points. For the Celtics jayson Tatum had 33 points. and the second most was al horford with 20 points
40 miles out of Huslia, Albert found a mammoth tusk while he was out on the boat.
Friday, December 20th is the last day of school for the semester. But if you’re on the basketball team, be ready for practice! The Lady Hustlers will be having practice on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. Then they’ll come back after Christmas on Thursday, Friday, and Saturday. There will be two practice after New Year’s. Be…