I sharted all over the world and all the buildings got destroyed because of my acidic sharts and everyone died because they got poisoned from my devious disgusting amazing massive sharts basically I had to shart and then I accidently started floating all over the world and sharted all over the world and killed everybody…
A fire is starting in downtown Anchorage; it is getting bigger every minute. Soon, it will go to Fairbanks and will travel all the way around Alaska. Eventually, it will reach every state in the USA.
During the new Trump Administration, one of the main things on their agenda is to increase oil reliance across the country, especially in Alaska due to all the untapped oil potential in the land. Hopefully this won’t result in all of the oil being gone in the next few hundred years. Potentially it could lead…
When you’re a senior you have to listen to your teacher who is going with you on the senior trip. You’re going to have to help prepare and make food to sell, and donate food to sell or raffle off like dry meat, moose meat, or any food they ask for. Then you also have…
ANCHORAGE, AK – So apparently Alaska belongs to Russia again Sources say some US guy who we won’t name because he’s probably super embarrassed lost Alaska in a late-night poker game with Russian officials. It was supposed to be a joke but Russia was like “Nah, we’ll take it,” and next thing you know a…
Marc Brown and the Blues Crew is coming here!!! There coming here for New Year’s Eve. The New Year’s tournament starts January 30 to 31st. Marc Brown and the Blues Clues is playing the night of the January 31st. They’re playing at the hall. There’s going to be kid’s dance, then the adults dance is…
Christmas break starts on the 19th I think maybe IDK but when Christmas break starts I’m leaving for an appointment and I’m gonna spend all my mummy’s money because I’m such a big slay. I hope everyone but my haters have a good Quizmois.
There was a pilot that crashed in Big Lake near Anchorage. Paul Spiro, a 70-year-old man, died in the crash. He was found in a float plane. Divers went to the partially submerged plane and pulled out his body. The woman got out of the plane and swam to shore and told a resident that…
There is a picture of Trump eating a human arm!!!!!! Someone was spying on him and saw him and the picture is getting posted everywhere!!! Donald Trump is saying its AI and fake but not everyone believe him!!!!! He’s saying he’ll ban AI just to prove himself!!!!!! This is satire.
Steve was walking on the sidewalk in Dubai he spotted a Bugatti Chiron. He smashed the window open with a stop sign. As he was going to hop in he was spotted by the Dubai police force. He was put into jail at 9:59am. He stated the reason for his actions was influenced by his…